Scrubs (TV Series)

My Lips Are Sealed (2005)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• J.D. : [narrating]  Nothing had changed much on the way to work. God, the silence is killing me!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : You kissed my wife.

  J.D. : [narrating]  I miss the silence.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Did you like it?

  J.D. : Well, that's kind of a trick question, Turk. If I say yes, it's like saying 'Damn, dude, your wife is hot and I want to get me a piece of that', but if I say no, it's like saying 'Yo, I know she's your wife and everything, but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty... '

• Dr. Christopher Turk : Dude, she's got this whole trust issue with me.

  J.D. : Just tell her she can trust you.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : I did. But apparently if I'm the one she didn't know she could trust, how's she supposed to trust she can trust me telling her she can trust me?

  J.D. : My head hurts.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Yeah, mine did too.

• J.D. : Aren't you going to be late to meet Carla?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : I've got time.

  J.D. : [Voice over]  Turk and Carla were having relationship troubles so she'd been staying at Elliot's for a few days.

  [Out loud] 

  J.D. : You were late the last time.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Yeah, but I set the clock ahead an hour last night so I wouldn't be late.

  J.D. : Yeah, but last week I set it back three hours so we could see what it felt like to live in Honolulu.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Yeah, but then I set the clock ahead five hours so I wouldn't feel like a skeeve for watching porn in the middle of the day.

  J.D. : But then I set it back forty-three minutes to 8:08, turned the clock upside-down to see if it looked like the word Bob, which incidentally, it totally does...

  Dr. Christopher Turk : That's true.

  J.D. : Which means that it's actually...

  J.D. , Dr. Christopher Turk : [Calculating on their hands]  9:52!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Oh my God, dude, I've got to be downtown in like eight minutes!

• Carla : Turk, with everything that's happened I'm just having trouble trusting you.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, if there's anyone in this world that you can trust, it's me.

  Carla : Turk, you're the one I don't know if I can trust, so how am I supposed to trust that I can trust you telling me that I can trust you?

  Dr. Christopher Turk : My head hurts.