Scrubs (TV Series)
My Lips Are Sealed (2005)
John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox
Quotes
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Dr. Cox : We are going to the park to celebrate and drink beer. God we love beer!
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Dr. Cox : Jack just - He just fell off of the jungle gym.
Jordan : You're not careful enough with him!
Dr. Cox : What about the time you had him and he brained himself on the coffee table?
Jordan : That was an accident.
Dr. Cox : Just a quick question. Why is it an accident when he's with you, but when Jack gets hurt on my time it's because I'm not careful enough?
Jordan : Because, I -
[long pause]
Dr. Cox : Oh dear God... you're speechless. I won! I won an argument! Jack, it's unprecedented.
[He starts pushing the stroller away]
Dr. Cox : We'll be at the playground drinking beer. Oh God, we love beer!
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Dr. Cox : Jordan, this hospital is literally crawling with germs and disease and in all fairness, you don't know if that lady is a sickie or if she was here visiting a sickie and she ran her sickie hands all over her sickie face.
Jordan : I normally never let people touch him.
Janitor : [Appearing out of the blue] Oh really? Because these photographs would beg to differ. Old lady, kissing Jack. Teenage girl, hugging Jack. Homeless man, holding Jack.
Dr. Cox : Jordan!
Jordan : That's just Carl. He holds Jack when I get a bikini wax!
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Jordan : What's the matter with me? I mean, I don't think twice about people holding him, and yet I obsess about things like broken arms, broken legs, choking, kidnapping, drowning, silly putty, bad babysitters, pretty babysitters...
Dr. Cox : Yeah, I pretty much freak out over staph infections, blood disease, mumps, measles, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and definitely all registered independents. So I think between us we've got everything covered.
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Dr. Cox : [to Jordan] Alright, fine. I'm a little rougher than you are, but guess what? The two of us have two distinctively different parenting styles. You're an overbearing hypercautious psychotic, and I'm... well, you know... fun? And I think if we could meet somewhere in the middle, I think Jack's going to be terrific.