Scrubs (TV Series)

My Life in Four Cameras (2005)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : What the hell are we supposed to do?

  Dr. Cox : Loretta... relax. I've been involved in every ridiculous TV-induced panic there is: poison pills, SARS, West Nile, North Face, South Fork, East River, monkey pox, Pop Rocks, toilet snakes, mad cow, bird flu, swine flu and, quite frankly, every other flu that you could really only catch if you actually fornicate with the animal it's named for. And, as a parting gift, I will tell you this: narrow it down to two symptoms, vomiting and diarrhea, because it's just not E. coli unless it's firing out both exits.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Sure hope I don't have dog flu...

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Name three spin-offs of the sitcom 'Happy Days'.

  Kylie : 'Mork and Mindy', 'Laverne and Shirley', and 'Joanie Loves Chachi'.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : You marry her. You marry her now! You marry her!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Okay, okay, we passed Section One: Sitcoms about or involving Asian-American diner owners. Now on to Section Two: Fat, tubby TV husbands and the crazy-hot women that would never actually be married to them.