Scrubs (TV Series)

My Last Day (2002)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

Quotes 

• Jordan : Look, I don't know where your mother was when she should have been telling you all of these things, but you cannot have sex with someone you care about. Sex is for making babies and revenge.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Oh, you're so full of it.

  Jordan : Listen, stick. If you want to wipe your nose and pretend that was a sneeze, I will play along, but if you have something to say, say it.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Everybody knows you're still sleeping with Dr. Cox, and it can't be about making babies 'cause you'd probably just end up eating them anyway. And, as for revenge, I'm not sure that driving to his apartment and pleasuring him while he watches SportsCenter is hurting him as much as you might think. So, I have to figure that you still care about him whether you want to admit it or not and if you lay one finger on me I'm blowing my rape whistle.