- Elliot: Oh, so you've never dreamed about your wedding day?
- Priest: [in J.D.'s daydream] Do you, John Dorian, take Marcia Brady to be your wife?
- Maureen McCormick: My name is Maureen McCormick.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Marcia, please.
- Dr. Cox: Hey this whole you-leaving-the-room-whenever-I-enter-it thing that you're doing is just... I love it.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Anyway, this is the end of a major chapter in our lives, ma-- You know what? I'm gonna take you out tonight. Yes, sir! We're gonna get some dinner, we'll get a nice bottle of wine... .
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Sounds like you're asking me out on a man-date.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?