Scrubs (TV Series)
My Jiggly Ball (2006)
Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa
Quotes
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Dr. Christopher Turk : Elliot, nobody respects clinic doctors.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Really, Turk? I think your hernia patient does.
Dr. Christopher Turk : [Laughing] I'm not upset about that!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : It's obvious you are.
J.D. : It's more obvious to me, baby - I mean Turk.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Look, I know this place isn't the greatest, but it's not like I lie awake thinking about being yelled at by Dr. Cox or playing Jiggly Ball with the orderlies.
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J.D. : Can you believe Elliot's working in a free clinic?
Dr. Perry Cox : Who?
J.D. : Dr. Reid?
Dr. Perry Cox : I'm sorry, that's just not ringing a bell.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : She and J.D. used to sleep together.
Dr. Perry Cox : J.D.?
J.D. : That's not even funny!
Dr. Perry Cox : Priscilla, I honestly, on my mother's grave, thought your real name was Carol.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : If J.D. were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?
Dr. Christopher Turk : That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Let's say there's no women.
Dr. Christopher Turk : There's always women at the pool, baby!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Fine. He's in a pond.
J.D. : Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!
Dr. Christopher Turk : You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays - men only
J.D. : Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : N - oka - fine! Turk's the one who's drowning!
Dr. Christopher Turk : Oh! So now a brother can't swim!
J.D. : Why do you have to go there?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Oh my God! I would rather play Jiggly Ball than try to explain this to you two idiots.
J.D. : [thinking] She's the idiot! We're doctors.
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Dr. Elliot Reid : I told you guys to leave it alone.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Oh, would you stop being so proud?
Dr. Elliot Reid : I'm proud? Carla! After the wedding, you wouldn't even take Turk's name!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : I use it for official things!
Dr. Elliot Reid : Letting him call you Mrs. Turk in the bedroom isn't official.
Dr. Christopher Turk : But it is officially hot!
Dr. Elliot Reid : And Turk, you freaked out when the hernia patient listened to me over you. And J.D.! You just let the entire hospital pummel you with tennis balls because you were too proud to admit you didn't know what "Jiggly Ball" was.
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J.D. : Guys, why?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : The Janitor told us that if we pretended to know about Jiggly Ball, we get to throw tennis balls at you.
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J.D. : I can't believe you kept a secret. Remember before your wedding when you sold me out to Turk?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : J.D., you showed up drunk at my shower screaming through tears that I'd never be as emotionally connected to him as you are.
J.D. : Turk knew I was joking.
[Voice over]
J.D. : Because we're so emotionally connected.