Scrubs (TV Series)
My Jiggly Ball (2006)
Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso
Quotes
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Dr. Bob Kelso : This Friday, I am receiving an award from the A.M.A...
Dr. Perry Cox : Jerk-Off of the Year. No, Bastard of the Year! Uh, don't you tell me! Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone To Kill Ya and Stuff Ya and Leave you by my Bed, So That When I Wake Up in the Morning, I Could Roll Over and Punch You in the Face... of the Year.
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Dr. Bob Kelso : Listen up, bozos. That gentleman over there is basically a cash piñata waiting to be whacked open. So how about someone diagnoses him so I can get my candy?
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Dr. Bob Kelso : It's not my job to care, Perry.
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J.D. : Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Bob Kelso is a...
Dr. Bob Kelso : [Rises and takes the mic] Thank you, Dr. Dorian!
[the audience claps]
Dr. Bob Kelso : Thank you so much for this award. Delighted to see you all...
Dr. Perry Cox : Did I say he wanted a long introduction? Because Kelso just, he just likes when people say his name. Hope you didn't obsess too much about that, Newbie.
