Scrubs (TV Series)

My First Step (2002)

Heather Locklear: Julie Keaton

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Quotes 

• Julie Keaton : This drug is the best one on the market. The only side effects are nausea, impotence and anal leakage.

  Dr. Cox : And, I'm getting two out of three, just from having this conversation.

• Julie Keaton : Why does it have to be like this every time I come here? I mean, what is your problem with me?

  Dr. Cox : Okay. Well, for starters, everyone here knows that you sell pills, and yet you use phrases like "take orally" and "increases blood flow" way, WAY too much. I mean, jeepers, Julie, don't you understand you got half the doctors on this staff believing that if they go ahead and join Team Plomox, that they got an outside shot of you showing them the cotton inside your bottle? Would you like to know the real dirty, dirty little secret? It's that your drug is so damn good that you guys went ahead and put a six-hundred percent mark-up on it. But, hey, the only ones who get hurt are the sick people, right? And since your company damn-sure doesn't care about them, and you're part of the system, that just means you don't care, either. And that's... pretty much what's making me sick; that's all.

• Dr. Bob Kelso : You kids can talk more about it tonight over the pharmaceutical dinner that you're going to help her put together.

  Dr. Cox : Don't do this to me, Bob!

  Julie Keaton : Do it to him, Bob!

  Dr. Bob Kelso : And Perry, we're going to need a big staff turn-out, so don't take "no" for an answer!

  Dr. Cox : You going, there, Chief?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : No! If I wanted to make boring small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home.

• Julie Keaton : Hi, handsome! I'm Julie.

  J.D. : Ohh? Were you named after a precious jewel... ie?

  Julie Keaton : You're cute! Would you like a pen?

  J.D. : [trying to be suave]  No, I'd... LOVE one.