Scrubs (TV Series)

My First Kill (2004)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• Janitor : Heard you're trying to clean a dead dog.

  Carla : Yeah, who told you that?

  Janitor : Mmm, the wind... .

  [beat] 

  Janitor : Blonde doctor.

  Carla : Oh.

  Janitor : I can clean it for you.

  Carla : Why would you do that?

  Janitor : I don't know... . Still a little drunk from breakfast. Plus, taxidermy used to be kind a... hobby of mine. You know, till the state took my license away.

  Carla : How come?

  Ted Buckland : [walking past]  What happened to all the cute little squirrels, Flo?

• Carla : [gasps in delight]  You found Rowdy!

  Janitor : Nope. Not Rowdy. This is Steven. You know, Rowdy was 48 inches from snout to tail, Steven's only 46... on a good day.