Scrubs (TV Series)

My First Kill (2004)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Turk : Hey. Baby. I'm gonna head home and watch some television with Rowdy.

  Carla : Rowdy? NO! Um, you shouldn't go home.

  J.D. : Why?

  Carla : I need you to go somewhere for me. I want you to go to a... STRIP CLUB!

  Turk : Okay!

  J.D. : Hey, Turk, can I talk to you for a second?

  Turk : Can't talk now! Good stuff's happenin'!

• Turk : Wow, isn't that a shocker, you don't care about something that's important to me. You know what? Why don't you just throw him out?

  J.D. : Don't listen to him! He's drunk on cheese!

• Carla : [carrying Rowdy, the stuffed dog]  Turk! What is Rowdy doing in my closet?

  Turk : [matter-of-factly]  He's guarding your shoes, baby!

  Carla : He almost gave me a heart attack!

  Turk : Baby, could you do me a favor and not hold him by the haunches like that? Yeah, he has hip dysplasia.

  J.D. : He's a pure-bred -- it's genetic.