Scrubs (TV Series)
My Fifteen Seconds (2003)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
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Quotes
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J.D. : I hit my head so hard I actually saw cartoon birds, then I realized I was in pediatrics and it was just the wallpaper.
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Dr. Cox : Look, Tammy, as far as your love life goes, normally I couldn't care less who's laying your quivering body down by the fire while your lips whisper "No, no... no" but your eyes scream, "Yes. Yes. Oh, big daddy, yes!" But when you're dating Jordan's sissy-poo, it forces me to spend time with you outside of the hospital, and I just won't have that. So, shhhere's the deal: Don't want to have dinner with you. Don't want to go bowling with you. And I never, ever again want to walk into my kitchen and hear you say,
[singing]
Dr. Cox : "Ohh, it's waffle time! It's waffle time! Won't you have some waffles of mine?"
J.D. : [joining in] "... waffles of mine..."
Dr. Cox : Bottom line. We'll be bestest friends foreverest if you just keep your face out of my face. Uh-huh.
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Dr. Perry Cox : Lookit, after shooting my mouth off the other night I've been feeling a lot of... well... .
Jordan : Guilt.
Dr. Perry Cox : No. Not that.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Guilt?
Dr. Perry Cox : Yes, that.
Jordan : Ugh.
Dr. Perry Cox : [to J.D] I... I don't like her to be right.
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over] Sometimes the best thing to do is just to say exactly what's in your heart.
[Out loud]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I'm sorry I puked on your shoes.
Danni : I'm sorry I wore sandals.
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Dr. Perry Cox : Well, you have done it. It's Friday night, and instead of being at home, drinking whiskey through my son's sippy cup, I'm actually at a carnival with you, surrounded by piles of manure even though I've yet to see a single animal!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That IS weird.
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Jill : Always fun to be in the bathroom listening to people talk so clearly, you're sure they just heard you pee. You did, didn't you.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : You start and stop a lot.
