Scrubs (TV Series)
My Faith in Humanity (2005)
Sam Lloyd: Ted Buckland
Quotes
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Jake : I can't believe this is happening.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Everything's gonna be fine, you just trust me.
Ted : [Ted arrives] Is that him?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Yes. Here's Ted, our brilliant hospital attorney. Sharp as a tack.
Ted : Mark my words, Jake! We're gonna take every last cent you have!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, no, Ted, we're on his side.
Ted : [Pulling something from his jacket] Oh. Here's my card.
Jake : This is a Post-It.
Ted : I don't get real cards until I win a case.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Go take a nap, Ted.
Jake : [Ted leaves] He spelled "attorney" wrong.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Takes the Post-It] "Buy Groceries. Kill Self."