Scrubs (TV Series)
My Faith in Humanity (2005)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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Dr. Christopher Turk : Couples therapy is killing me.
Dr. Todd Quinlan : I don't know how you do it - make love with your lady in front of some old dude who's filming you?
Dr. Christopher Turk : That's not couples therapy, Todd.
Dr. Todd Quinlan : Then what did I do?
Dr. Christopher Turk : You did amateur porn!
Dr. Todd Quinlan : [smiling] Sweet!..
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Kelso reassigns a doctor on the whiteboard] Dr. Kelso, you can't do that.
Dr. Bob Kelso : I didn't. Your friend Turkleton did. And I can do whatever I want.
[Doodles a curly marker mustache on J.D. and laughs]
Dr. Bob Kelso : You look ridiculous.
Dr. Christopher Turk : [He leaves, Turk enters] I thought we were doing mustaches on Sunday?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I didn't do this, Kelso did!
Dr. Christopher Turk : You invited Kelso to Mustache Sunday?