Scrubs (TV Series)

My Drive By (2005)

Fred Stoller: Mr. Hoffner

Quotes 

• Mr. Hoffner : Why do I have to have my gallbladder taken out?

  Dr. Perry Cox : Because, Mr. Hoffner, you have gallstones.

  Mr. Hoffner : Why do I have gallstones?

  Dr. Perry Cox : Did you possibly eat a large gall-boulder and then fall on your stomach?

  Mr. Hoffner : Do I need my gallbladder?

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh my God, it is a completely useless organ. Oh, wait a minute, that's not completely true. Here, it turns out, we could remove it and then jam it in your mouth to keep you from asking the same question we've been going over for three straight days.