Scrubs (TV Series)
My Dirty Secret (2003)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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J.D. : [Elliot has just given a patient an orgasm during a pelvic exam]
[laughing]
J.D. : Elliot come on, I have never heard a woman make sounds like that!
Dr. Elliot Reid : [grinning] Oh, I'm sure you haven't.
Dr. Christopher Turk : [Turk starts laughing at him] See, it's funny because you've never really satisfied a woman!
J.D. : Well, you might want to double-check with YOUR MOM!
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Dr. Christopher Turk : Dude, I'm dying here.
J.D. : Turk, it's been like eighteen hours since you had sex.
Dr. Christopher Turk : I'm saying, this is torture!
J.D. : So why don't you just, like, "take care of yo'self"?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Man, you know I don't do that.
J.D. : You don't?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Nah, I only did that like twice in my life.
J.D. : Same here.
[Voice over]
J.D. : If by "in my life" you mean "since I got home".
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J.D. : [J.D. and Turk approach Mr. Randolph's bed] Mr. Randolph.
Mr. Randolph : [seeing Turk] What's he doing here? You know I don't like these people.
[Turk looks at him, shocked, about to say something]
Mr. Randolph : [clearing it up] Surgeons. Not African-Americans.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Oh!... We're actually saying "black" now, sir.
Mr. Randolph : [shouting to the hallway] I was right, Catherine!