Scrubs (TV Series)
My Common Enemy (2004)
Heather Graham: Dr. Molly Clock
Quotes
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Dr. Perry Cox : Boy oh boy! Looks like you pissed off the wrong guy there, crunchy. Trust me. He'll make you pay.
Dr. Molly Clock : Oh, Dr. Kelso's all bust. I bet underneath it all he's a sweetheart.
Dr. Perry Cox : Oh no, underneath it all he is pure evil.
Dr. Molly Clock : Perry, no one's pure evil, I mean yeah some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.
Dr. Perry Cox : There are, plenty of people here, on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside!
Dr. Molly Clock : So they have more of a nougaty center?
Dr. Perry Cox : Lady. People aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
Dr. Molly Clock : I'm touching your creamy center!
Dr. Perry Cox : Oh I am so very angry that I'm going to find someone to kill just to prove her wrong.
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Dr. Kelso : Dr Clock, may I have a word?
Dr. Perry Cox : Uh-oh... it's payback time...
Dr. Kelso : I got you a present for your trip to Mexico: it's my old Spanish-to-English dictionary. I don't need it anymore, I've mastered the language.
Dr. Molly Clock : Gracias, señor!
Dr. Kelso : You're welcom-o!
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Dr. Kelso : Now, our old hospital psychiatrist used to write my wife, Enid, a prescription for crazy pills. He was a dear, dear friend, but he died or moved or something and now I need you to do the honors.
Dr. Molly Clock : Have her come in for a few sessions, I'll gladly prescribe antidepressants.
Dr. Kelso : That's going to be a problem.
Dr. Molly Clock : Why?
Dr. Kelso : She doesn't know she's taking them.
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Dr. Kelso : Dr. Clock, you don't have to miss your wedding. I was lying about shift-switching. I like doing it, I like saying it -- shift-switching. And I only lied because we were trying to destroy your morale.
Dr. Molly Clock : Why would you do that?
Dr. Perry Cox : Well, in our defense, you're overly cheery and we were bored.
