Scrubs (TV Series)
My Changing Ways (2005)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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J.D. : Look, before, when you said I'd never be as cool as when I was living with you, you know there's some truth to that. I'm sorta like odd and geeky, and you've always sort of... validated me.
Turk : J.D., you're just moving out.
J.D. : Well, say things'll be the same.
Turk : [Turk's beeper goes off] That's Carla, and I gotta go. You're right, things are gonna be different. But different doesn't always mean bad -- just means different.
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J.D. : [JD and Turk are lying on the ground] Why are we lying in the parking lot?
Turk : Your hook shot knocked you unconscious and I lied down next to you so everybody would think we were chillin'.
J.D. : Oh. Thanks S.C.B. By the way I should tell you something. I found an apartment and I'm moving out the day after tomorrow.
Turk : Wow. What does S.C.B. mean?
J.D. : Super. Chocolate. Bear.
Turk : I love it.
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J.D. : These are the last eight guys in the hospital who don't realize I suck at basketball.
Turk : Ah.
J.D. : Okay, so here's what's gonna happen: I finally mastered my running hook-shot, okay?
Turk : Ah-huh?
J.D. : So when we go to pick teams, I'm gonna hit that shot. Then you say, "I'll take that guy!" At which point, Carla is gonna page me
[gestures to a bored Carla looking out the window]
J.D. : . And I'll say, "Crap, I gotta go." And you go, "Damn! We just lost the best player out here!" Then there'll be eight guys in the hospital who think I'm good at sports, and word will spread.
Turk : When do you find time to see your patients?
J.D. : Between these thoughts.
