- Dr. Kevin Casey: Hey, J.D., wanna get a beer after work?
- J.D.: Do chickens wish they can fly?
- Dr. Kevin Casey: ...I have no idea.
- J.D.: I like to think they do.
- J.D.: I just want you to check out Mrs. Barlow's chart; I'm always second-guessing myself when it comes to interstitial lung diseases.
- Dr. Cox: Oh, then you should definitely handle this yourself, there, Britney. I'm going with female pop stars today. The point is that back when I was a resident, I had all sorts of trouble with metabolic diseases. You know what I did? I grabbed every case I could get my hands on until I had it down pat.
- J.D.: Got it... You really had trouble with metabolic diseases?
- Dr. Cox: Noo... I'm a good doctor.
- J.D.: [J.D. is amazed by the skills of a visiting doctor] You are unflappable!
- Dr. Kevin Casey: It's true. I can't be flapped.
- Ted: If people keep pushing me for no reason, I swear I will hurl myself off this building!
- Janitor: I'm not cleaning you up.
- Randall: Arm.
- Ted: [the Janitor and Randall walk off] Mark my words! If one more person is mean to me for no reason, I'll do it!
- Nurse Roberts: [Nurse Roberts passes] Shut up, bozo.
- Ted: One more person. She didn't know the rules.