Scrubs (TV Series)

My Catalyst (2004)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

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Quotes 

• Dr. Kevin Casey : Hey, J.D., wanna get a beer after work?

  J.D. : Do chickens wish they can fly?

  Dr. Kevin Casey : ...I have no idea.

  J.D. : I like to think they do.

• J.D. : I just want you to check out Mrs. Barlow's chart; I'm always second-guessing myself when it comes to interstitial lung diseases.

  Dr. Cox : Oh, then you should definitely handle this yourself, there, Britney. I'm going with female pop stars today. The point is that back when I was a resident, I had all sorts of trouble with metabolic diseases. You know what I did? I grabbed every case I could get my hands on until I had it down pat.

  J.D. : Got it... You really had trouble with metabolic diseases?

  Dr. Cox : Noo... I'm a good doctor.

• J.D. : None of us slept last night. How I know that is irrelevant. What does matter is I think we formed a special bond because of it.

  Dr. Cox : [Turk looks at Dr. Cox]  Stop looking at me, or die!

• J.D. : [J.D. is amazed by the skills of a visiting doctor]  You are unflappable!

  Dr. Kevin Casey : It's true. I can't be flapped.