Scrubs (TV Series)

My Big Mouth (2002)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

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Quotes 

• Janitor : What's up?

  J.D. : [thinking]  Be careful here... Don't give him anything.

  J.D. : Nothing. What. Is. Up. With. You... Man?

  Janitor : I always get this way in the fall, you know - summer's gone, the days are shorter; it just makes me feel so... what's the word...

  J.D. : Sad?

  Janitor : Yes, that's it. I'm a janitor, so I couldn't think of the word "sad". I was gonna say, it makes me feel so "mop."

  J.D. : Let me explain, I -...

  Janitor : Go ahead, I'm "mopping".

  J.D. : Maybe I shouldn't bother.

  Janitor : Maybe you "mopn't".

• J.D. : Look, every time you've screwed up with me, I've totally let you off the hook.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : When have I ever screwed up with you.

  J.D. : [pauses and thinks]  OK, never, but we both know that if I ever did, I would give you a break. Now let's see how you like it when I walk away from you

  [Exits right] 

  J.D. : [Walks back on screen]  Actually, I need to go this way.

  [Exits left] 

  J.D. : [Walks back on screen]  Right the first time

  [Exits right] 

• Nurse Carla Espinosa : You see, that's what's really bothering me.

  J.D. : What, Turk and Bonnie? They hate each other.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Then why is he doing his "You're so getting a piece of this" dance?

  J.D. : He's not! That's his "In your face" dance... Or it's his "There's a sale on lotion" dance. I dunno; he's got so many dances.