Scrubs (TV Series)

My Big Brother (2002)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Hey, sport, how you doin'?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, good, sir.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : I don't have time to stand here and flirt, son. There have been rumblings that you let your brother play doctor the other day.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Dr. Kelso, I...

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Dr. Dorian, if I had one shred of evidence that incident actually took place, you would be working with my nephew Francis so fast, it'd make your head spin!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Sir, I don't follow.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : He cleans pools!... I forgot you didn't know that!

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Finally, can anyone tell me the dermatologic condition associated with rhinophyma... Dr. Murphy?

  Doug : Uh, could it be... psoriasis?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : And yet further proof that the clown costume is redundant.

  [Doug reluctantly removes his rubber nose] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Now if any of you other would-be revelers get the urge to dress up on this, the mother of all non-holidays, please consider me the razor blade in your caramel apple. We're professionals, dammit!

  [He gets in Doug's face] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : You know... it's nothing personal, son... you just make me sick.