- Zachary 'Zack' Morris: [Zack sees Moose with two black eyes and Ollie in a neck brace] Hey, what happened to you guys?
- Moose: Slater thought we were hitting on Jessie. So he starts to hit on us!
- Ollie: And I have incredible pain, too.
- Zachary 'Zack' Morris: [after Screech messes up with the dating video] You are, without a doubt, the dumbest human being on Earth!
- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: Well, you hired me, what does that make *you*?