Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

The Substitute (1989)

Tiffani Thiessen: Kelly Kapowski

Quotes 

• Slater : Okay, Preppie. While you're treading cola, Kelly and I are going to the beach.

  Zack : Kelly, this news disappoints me verily! I thought you and I could go over some more lines from Romeo and Juliet.

  Kelly : Oh, that's a good idea, Zack! Sorry, Slater.

  Slater : What? I don't believe this. You'd rather study than go to the beach?

  Zack : Parting is such sweet sorrow... chump.

• Tony Crane : [the class is rehearsing Shakespeare, Crane reads as Romeo]  With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls. For stony limits cannot hold love out. And what love can do, that dares love attempt.

  Kelly : [as Juliet]  If my kinsmen see thee, they will murder thee.

  Slater : Go kinsmen!

• Tony Crane : I said we'll continue this tomorrow.

  Kelly , Lisa , Jessie : We'll wait.

• Tony Crane : Well, I just wanted Vicki to meet some of my students. Ms. Simpson will be back on Monday, so this was my last day. "O, that a joy past joy calls out on me, that it were a grief, so brief, to part with thee."

  Kelly , Lisa Turtle , Jessie Spano : Goodbye, Mr. Crane!