Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

The Substitute (1989)

Mark-Paul Gosselaar: Zack Morris

Quotes 

• Slater : Okay, Preppie. While you're treading cola, Kelly and I are going to the beach.

  Zack : Kelly, this news disappoints me verily! I thought you and I could go over some more lines from Romeo and Juliet.

  Kelly : Oh, that's a good idea, Zack! Sorry, Slater.

  Slater : What? I don't believe this. You'd rather study than go to the beach?

  Zack : Parting is such sweet sorrow... chump.

• Lisa : He must have read my diary.

  Zack : Yeah, and then he borrowed your blouse.

• Tony Crane : Does anyone know what Shakespeare's saying here?

  Zack : Nothing. He's dead.

• Zack : We had to come up with a plan. Her name is Vicki. She's an actress.

  Vicki : Where's my money?

  Zack : A professional actress. Or you might remember as the third pepperoni on the dancing pizza commercial.

  Screech : I love your work.