Saved by the Bell (TV Series)
The Last Weekend (1991)
Jordan Christopher Michael: Billy
Quotes
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Billy : Help, help! My friend's getting beat up behind the snack stand. Hurry!
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : Don't worry kid, I'll save him.
[he takes off]
Billy : Doofus.
Billy : [to Tiffani] So, hot stuff, live around here?
Kelly Kapowski : Excuse me?
Billy : Hey, I'm a guy, you're a girl, it's only natural.
Kelly Kapowski : How old are you?
Billy : A mature 11. Oh, gotta jet. Call me, babe. Don't worry if my mom answers. I let her stay with me.
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : Hey, there was no fight. Where is that kid?
Kelly Kapowski : That was no kid, that was the next Zack Morris.
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Billy : Would you go with me to my little league banquet?
Kelly Kapowski : Oh, that's so sweet!
Billy : You're looking at little slugger of the year.
Kelly Kapowski : Oh, Billy, you're really cute, and I'm very flattered, but I can't go out with you. You're just a little boy.
Billy : Little boy?
[He walks off]
Kelly Kapowski : Oh, Billy, wait, I didn't mean...
Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano : Don't worry, Kelly. He'll get over it.
[pause]
Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano : After *many* years of therapy.
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Kelly Kapowski : Is this sand taken?
Billy : Why would you want to sit with a little kid?
Kelly Kapowski : Because you're a cool little kid, and just because I'm older doesn't mean we can't be friends. What do you say?
Billy : Well, okay, but... can I call you when I'm 17?
Kelly Kapowski : You'd better.