Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

The Last Dance (1991)

Dustin Diamond: Samuel 'Screech' Powers

Quotes 

• Slater : You are a strange and weird person.

  Screech : [Flattered]  Oh, thanks for noticing.

• Mr. Belding : [Zack has suggested the gang's band play at the ball]  Are you kids any good?

  Screech : Are you kidding? We're better than MC Hammer.

  Lisa : And I'd like to hit you with MC's hammer.

• Screech : [Talking about his costume for the ball]  Now should I go as Bart Simpson and shave my head or as Al Bundy and shave my back?

  Lisa : Why don't you go as "Barf Bundy" and put your head in a bag?

• Zack : [to Slater and Screech]  Hey, have either of you guys noticed anything different about Kelly at The Max?

  Screech : Yeah. She's a waitress now.