- Zack: [the gang are studying for the History test] Come on, guys, all we have to do is study the material and Dickerson can't stop us from goin' on the trip.
- Jessie: Zack's right.
- Mr. Dickerson: [Zack sees Mr. Dickerson in his book] You'll never pass my test, Zackie.
- [Cuts to Kelly, who sees Mr. Dickerson in one of Zack's posters]
- Mr. Dickerson: Psst! Your looks won't get you through this one, cheerleader.
- [Cuts to Jessie and Slater, who see Mr. Dickerson in Jessie's book, singing]
- Mr. Dickerson: F, F, F, you're both getting an "F"!
- [Jessie slams book shut]
- Zack: I need a break.
- Lisa: Yeah, let's watch Fresh Prince.
- Mr. Dickerson: [Jessie turns on the television, revealing Mr. Dickerson in front of a chalkboard, rapping] You think you're smart, you think you're hip, put your books away, 'cause there's no class trip!
- Rod Belding: You guys are really brave.
- Jessie: What do you mean?
- Rod Belding: You're letting my brother lead you into the woods. When he was 12, we camped out on the front lawn, and he got lost.
- Rod Belding: So, you guys excited about the class trip?
- Zack: Oh, man, I can't wait. I mean, imagine, sitting under the stars, cuddling with Kelly around a campfire. Oh.
- Screech: I don't need a girl to keep warm. Mom's packing three pairs of long johns. With a lock on the trap door to keep the bears out.
- Rod Belding: [Simulating white water rafting] We're headin' for white water! Everybody hold on!
- Zack: Hey, Kelly, look at the mountains and the trees.
- Kelly: Oh, there's a deer drinking water!
- Screech: Where? Where?
- Lisa: It's pretend.
- Screech: Well, if it's pretend, why am I getting seasick?
- [Groans]
- Lisa: Because when you were little, your Daddy bounced you on his knee, and the ceiling was low.
- Mr. Belding: [Walks in on the guys practicing CPR] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what is going on here?
- Screech: [Jumps up from behind raft, having been pushed out by Lisa] I'm drowning and nobody cares!
- Rod Belding: I cannot believe you're doing this! The class trip leaves in five minutes. They're depending on you.
- Rod Belding: They'll get over it.
- Mr. Belding: They look up to you. How can you disappoint them?
- Rod Belding: You haven't met this stewardess.
- Mr. Belding: You're doing this to see some stewardess?
- Rod Belding: Inga's only here for the weekend.
- Mr. Belding: I knew it was a mistake to let you come here. You promised me you'd changed. But, no, you still let people down.
- Rod Belding: Richie, she's gorgeous. She's a 10.
- Mr. Belding: You'll tell the kids you dumped them for some fling?
- Rod Belding: Of course not. Tell them I'm sick. Cover for me.
- Mr. Belding: I'm tired of covering for you.
- Rod Belding: Come on, Richie. We're brothers.
- Mr. Belding: Get out of my school, Rod.
- [Rod leaves]