Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

The Fabulous Belding Boys (1990)

Dustin Diamond: Samuel 'Screech' Powers

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Quotes 

• Zack : I can't believe it: two Beldings in one school.

  Screech : Wow. A building with two Beldings, one of whom is balding.

• Lisa : [Talking about the school trip]  Well, I'm gonna do nothing but kick back and look at beautiful scenery.

  Screech : If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait 'til you see me in a wet T-shirt.

  [Chuckles] 

  Lisa : If it means you're drowning, count me in.

• Rod Belding : So, you guys excited about the class trip?

  Zack : Oh, man, I can't wait. I mean, imagine, sitting under the stars, cuddling with Kelly around a campfire. Oh.

  Screech : I don't need a girl to keep warm. Mom's packing three pairs of long johns. With a lock on the trap door to keep the bears out.

• Rod Belding : [Simulating white water rafting]  We're headin' for white water! Everybody hold on!

  Zack : Hey, Kelly, look at the mountains and the trees.

  Kelly : Oh, there's a deer drinking water!

  Screech : Where? Where?

  Lisa : It's pretend.

  Screech : Well, if it's pretend, why am I getting seasick?

  [Groans] 

  Lisa : Because when you were little, your Daddy bounced you on his knee, and the ceiling was low.

• Mr. Belding : [Walks in on the guys practicing CPR]  Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what is going on here?

  Screech : [Jumps up from behind raft, having been pushed out by Lisa]  I'm drowning and nobody cares!