Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

The Fabulous Belding Boys (1990)

Edward Blatchford: Rod Belding

Quotes 

• Rod Belding : You guys are really brave.

  Jessie : What do you mean?

  Rod Belding : You're letting my brother lead you into the woods. When he was 12, we camped out on the front lawn, and he got lost.

• Rod Belding : So, you guys excited about the class trip?

  Zack : Oh, man, I can't wait. I mean, imagine, sitting under the stars, cuddling with Kelly around a campfire. Oh.

  Screech : I don't need a girl to keep warm. Mom's packing three pairs of long johns. With a lock on the trap door to keep the bears out.

• Rod Belding : [Simulating white water rafting]  We're headin' for white water! Everybody hold on!

  Zack : Hey, Kelly, look at the mountains and the trees.

  Kelly : Oh, there's a deer drinking water!

  Screech : Where? Where?

  Lisa : It's pretend.

  Screech : Well, if it's pretend, why am I getting seasick?

  [Groans] 

  Lisa : Because when you were little, your Daddy bounced you on his knee, and the ceiling was low.

• Rod Belding : I cannot believe you're doing this! The class trip leaves in five minutes. They're depending on you.

  Rod Belding : They'll get over it.

  Mr. Belding : They look up to you. How can you disappoint them?

  Rod Belding : You haven't met this stewardess.

  Mr. Belding : You're doing this to see some stewardess?

  Rod Belding : Inga's only here for the weekend.

  Mr. Belding : I knew it was a mistake to let you come here. You promised me you'd changed. But, no, you still let people down.

  Rod Belding : Richie, she's gorgeous. She's a 10.

  Mr. Belding : You'll tell the kids you dumped them for some fling?

  Rod Belding : Of course not. Tell them I'm sick. Cover for me.

  Mr. Belding : I'm tired of covering for you.

  Rod Belding : Come on, Richie. We're brothers.

  Mr. Belding : Get out of my school, Rod.

  [Rod leaves]