Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

The Fabulous Belding Boys (1990)

Mark-Paul Gosselaar: Zack Morris

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Quotes 

• Zack : I can't believe it: two Beldings in one school.

  Screech : Wow. A building with two Beldings, one of whom is balding.

• Jessie : [Planning the school trip]  We should do something significant. Let's picket a nuclear power plant.

  Zack : Why don't you save that for your honeymoon?

• Zack : [the gang are studying for the History test]  Come on, guys, all we have to do is study the material and Dickerson can't stop us from goin' on the trip.

  Jessie : Zack's right.

  Mr. Dickerson : [Zack sees Mr. Dickerson in his book]  You'll never pass my test, Zackie.

  [Cuts to Kelly, who sees Mr. Dickerson in one of Zack's posters] 

  Mr. Dickerson : Psst! Your looks won't get you through this one, cheerleader.

  [Cuts to Jessie and Slater, who see Mr. Dickerson in Jessie's book, singing] 

  Mr. Dickerson : F, F, F, you're both getting an "F"!

  [Jessie slams book shut] 

  Zack : I need a break.

  Lisa : Yeah, let's watch Fresh Prince.

  Mr. Dickerson : [Jessie turns on the television, revealing Mr. Dickerson in front of a chalkboard, rapping]  You think you're smart, you think you're hip, put your books away, 'cause there's no class trip!

• Rod Belding : So, you guys excited about the class trip?

  Zack : Oh, man, I can't wait. I mean, imagine, sitting under the stars, cuddling with Kelly around a campfire. Oh.

  Screech : I don't need a girl to keep warm. Mom's packing three pairs of long johns. With a lock on the trap door to keep the bears out.

• Jessie : White water rafting?

  Zack : Yeah. I mean, it'll be a trip we'll never forget, Jessie.

  Slater : Hey, I've done it, Mama. Let me tell you, it's the greatest thrill you've ever had. Well, except for dating me, of course.

  Jessie : Oh, please. Should I throw up now or save it for the raft?

• Rod Belding : [Simulating white water rafting]  We're headin' for white water! Everybody hold on!

  Zack : Hey, Kelly, look at the mountains and the trees.

  Kelly : Oh, there's a deer drinking water!

  Screech : Where? Where?

  Lisa : It's pretend.

  Screech : Well, if it's pretend, why am I getting seasick?

  [Groans] 

  Lisa : Because when you were little, your Daddy bounced you on his knee, and the ceiling was low.