- Kelly Kapowski: Aren't we going to get into trouble for using all this stuff?
- Zack Morris: All of these things are for student use. Well, we're students. So, we're using them.
- Jessie Spano: You really believe that, don't you, Zack?
- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: This business is sucking the life out of me! I haven't had time to change my underwear in a week!
- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: As long as I have Robin, I don't need money.
- Robin: Don't be so sure of that...