Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

Running Zack (1990)

Dustin Diamond: Samuel 'Screech' Powers

Quotes 

• Zack : [Zack and Screech are looking at a picture of an Indian Zack found in his room]  You know, I remember my mom telling me stories about a distant Indian relative.

  Screech : Oh, my mom tells me stories about four-eyed monsters hiding in my closet. She should see a doctor, Zack. They're not there.

• Screech : [Zack just won the track meet]  Zack, I haven't seen you run that fast since the time you stole Cindy Zefferelli's bathing suit.

• Jessie : Lisa, you were great in the 100-yard dash.

  Lisa : Oh, thanks, but I owe my victory to Screech.

  Screech : You do?

  Lisa : Oh yes, I pretended you were chasing me.

• Jessie : Zack, what about your ancestors?

  Zack : My ancestors? Adam and Eve.

  Screech : I didn't know Adam and Eve's last name was Morris.

• Zack : [Looking at a picture of an Indian]  You know, I bet this Indian could be my ancestor. It's perfect for my family tree presentation. Hey, and you can help me be an Indian.

  Screech : How?

  Zack : That's a good start!