- Mr. Dewey: I don't believe it and I don't care. I'm tired, I have a toothache, and I have to go home and pump iron.
- Mr. Belding: [while putting on buttoned sweater] I'm taking a different approach with you, Zack.
- Zack: [Observes Belding's sweater] You're gonna be Mr. Rogers?
- Mr. Belding: You're in the neighborhood.
- Zack: [Holding the bone he pretended Screech was choking on] I got it! The bone flew out.
- Kelly Kapowski: [to Screech] What'd you have for lunch? A coyote?
- Mrs. Simpson: [Mrs. Simpson has terrible hearing] Does anyone know how Romeo died?
- Zack: Yes! He took your class.
- Mrs. Simpson: Right! Poison in a glass.
- Mrs. Simpson: [Zack accidentally knocks his book off the desk] Young man, you have just dropped the works of Shakespeare on the floor. That lack of respect will not be tolerated in my class. Get thee to Belding!
- Zack: Yes, Miss Simpson. I goeth.
- [Leaves the room]
- Mrs. Simpson: I don't like that boy.