- Jessie: I need an honest answer. How do I look in these frames?
- [Puts on glasses]
- Lisa: Ridiculous! You're lucky you don't have to wear 'em.
- Kelly: Well I don't think they're that bad.
- Jessie: Thanks, Kelly.
- Screech: Hey, nice glasses, Jessie!
- Jessie: Oh, do you really like them?
- Screech: Yeah, all my grandmother's friends wear the same kind!
- Zack: [Practicing greeting Jennifer in the mirror] Hi, Jennifer. Hello there, Jennifer. Yo, Jen babe!
- Jessie: Look, Kelly is really upset. You asked her to go steady and now you're backing off. What's up?
- Zack: Look, Jessie, I can't tell you.
- Jessie: Zack, we've been friends since the first grade. You can trust me.
- Zack: Well, alright. Do you promise not to tell any of the guys?
- Jessie: I promise. Tell me.
- Zack: I'm in love with the new school nurse.
- Jessie: You pig. How is Kelly gonna feel when you dump her for some flu shot floozy?