Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

Fake ID's (1991)

Dustin Diamond: Samuel 'Screech' Powers

Quotes 

• [Zack meets a college girl and lies about his age] 

  Slater : [smiling]  So what happened, Preppie? Did she turn you down?

  Zack : Guess again, my high school friend. She and I just agreed to get together and meet at "The Attic".

  Screech : Wow, the attic. That is cool. There could be bats up there.

  Slater : YOU'RE bats, screech. "The Attic" is an 'over 18' club, and Zack's only 16.

  Zack : That may be true, Slater. But by tomorrow morning, we'll all be 18.

  Screech : Oh no. Mom said I have to move out at 18. I gotta look for a place.