Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

Date Auction (1991)

Lark Voorhies: Lisa Turtle

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Quotes 

• Jessie : [Jessie, Kelly and Lisa are in the girls' locker room with some other girls]  Now, about this date auction, if any one of you sweeties dare bid on my Slater, I'll hunt you down in the streets like a rabid dog.

  [Slams locker door shut] 

  Jessie : Thank you. Have a nice day.

  [Other girls leave] 

  Kelly : [Chuckles]  Come on, Jessie, lighten up. This date auction's for a good cause.

  Lisa : Besides, the guys wanna do it. So it's not sexist, it's sexy.

  Jessie : You both make interesting points. Really. Fascinating. But if either of you bid on Slater, you're dead. You got me?

  [Slams locker door shut and leaves] 

  Lisa : Who put sandpaper on her toilet seat?

• Lisa : [to Brian]  Here's something I learned in French class: Au revoir, creep!

• Brian Watkins : Descartes was my favorite philosopher. He said, "I think therefore I am".

  Lisa : Well, yes. But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?