Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

John Candy/Men at Work (1983)

Jim Belushi: Various

Quotes 

• Tom Tully : [on public phone]  Hello, this is Tom Tully, eh, I have a confession.

  Priest : [on other line in the next stall]  Tom, You're gonna have to speak up, I'm sorry.

  Tom Tully : [shouting]  This is Tom Tully, I have a confession!

  Priest : Hello Tom, go ahead.

  Tom Tully : Yeah, eh, I had some impure thoughts, Father.

  Priest : I see, well, what kind of thoughts?

  Tom Tully : Eh, lustful thoughts, Father.

  Priest : A bus full of what?

• Jim Wolf : What kinda hotel is this? I'm laying here, bleeding to death.

  Mr. Krevitz : Bleeding? I thought you said you broke your leg.

  Jim Wolf : Yeah, well, I did, and then your dog came out and found me. Who the hell sends out Doberman Pinscher to rescue skiers?