Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Charles Grodin/Paul Simon (1977)

Jane Curtin: Weekend Update Anchor, Various

Quotes 

• Connie Conehead : Mommy, I must split to join my human friends and their Halloween activities.

  Prymaat Conehead : Activities?

  Connie Conehead : Apple bobbing.

  Prymaat Conehead : Apple bobbing?

  Connie Conehead : Apple bobbing! An ancient human ritual. The emersion of the cone into a fluid bath, while attempting to grasp bouyant fruit with a major orifice.

  Prymaat Conehead : Unacceptable! Unacceptable!

• Beldar Conehead : On our home planet, Remulak, at this moment, all cones are celebrating the Harvest Under the Moons of Mipzor. Now, that's a party! All the gellato spirots will be harvested and smoked.

  Connie Conehead : So what? Big deal!

  Prymaat Conehead : The Harvest of Mipzor, long ago, was when I first saw Beldar's cone. How young and strong he looked as he pursued and captured the greased garthok, which was roasted for all to consume.