Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Kelly Ripa/Outkast (2003)

Kelly Ripa: Self - Host, Angelina Jolie, Renee Zellweger, Geri Halliwell

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• Kelly Ripa : Okay! Now, Angelina... it is so nice to have you here, but I need to tell you that you... scare me!

  Regis Philbin : Now, it says here that you make out with your brother. You wear your boyfriend's blood on a locket around your neck. You carve Devil symbols on your arms with witch daggers.

  Kelly Ripa : Yikes!

  Angelina Jolie : Actually, those are just rumors that got out of control. I don't wear blood around my neck, my brother and I broke up a long time ago, and the Devil symbols are actually on my buttocks.

  Regis Philbin : That's terrific!

• Debbie : Do you know what it's like to have to tell my friends that my husband sits in a room full of cow assess and waits for them to fart?