Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Ben Affleck/N.E.R.D. (2004)

Jimmy Fallon: Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Pat Sullivan, Joey Mack, Patrick Fitzwilliam

Quotes 

• Jimmy Fallon : According to a new report, half of all you Americans will get a sexually transmitted disease by the age of 25.

  [looks into camera, smirks evily] 

  Jimmy Fallon : You're welcome!

• Z105 DJ : [as radio DJ]  ... and we're back!