- Brian Fellow: Let me axe you a question. Where are those snake's arms?
- Robert Forgy: Oh Brian, come on, snakes don't have arms.
- Brian Fellow: He's probably hiding 'em behind his back, and when I'm not looking he gonna sucker-punch me!
- Brian Fellow: [shouting] You will not marry my mama!
- Jose Cruz: Look, I don't even know your mother. I-I'm gonna leave. This is weird for me, and you know what? I live with a sheep!