- Bethany: Me and Aaron have so much in common. It's almost scary. Like, he's from Saint Louis and I'm from Louisiana. Ehm... he's got his pilots license and I wanna get my driver's license. And, ehm... I like spaghetti and he's been to France, so...
- Gene Shalit: First, let me say this: 'Jackass: The Movie' is a jackass of a movie! Do I wanna see it again? No. And don't jack-ask me again. Michael Jack-ackson, put away your shiny glove! This thriller is a dud! Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who thinks that 'Jackass: The Movie' isn't worth saying, "Mama sa, Mama say, Mama kusa!"