Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Alec Baldwin/Coldplay (2001)

Ana Gasteyer: Various, Margaret Jo McCullen

Quotes 

• Margaret Jo McCullen : Now, I can smell your wiener from here.

  Pete Schweddy : Well, that is thanks to the Schweddy Family recipe. There's just no escaping that aroma of a Schweddy weiner.

• Margaret Jo McCullen : We'll take your calls in a moment. But, first, I want to get my mouth around that weiner.

  Pete Schweddy : Be my guest. Both of you ladies, please have a go at it.

  Lynn Bershad : Not, not sure I can handle this much meat...

  Pete Schweddy : Well, you really don't have to put the whole thing in your mouth at once.