Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Norm Macdonald/Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg & Eminem (1999)
Will Ferrell: Various, James Lipton
Quotes
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Alex Trebek : French Stewart? The sound a dog makes.
French Stewart : Um... Who is John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band, thank you very much. I'll take Animal Sounds for 800.
Alex Trebek : No. Good Lord. We would've accepted "bow wow" or "ruff."
Sean Connery : Oh, rough. Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek?
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Alex Trebek : [Burt Reynolds has changed his name to "Turd Ferguson" and buzzes in] Burt Reynolds.
Burt Reynolds : That's not my name.
Alex Trebek : Okay, "Turd Ferguson".
Burt Reynolds : [laughs] Yeah, whaddaya want?
Alex Trebek : You buzzed in!
Burt Reynolds : No, I didn't.
Alex Trebek : Yes, you did.
Burt Reynolds : Yeah, well, that's your opinion.
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Alex Trebek : Ok, let's move on to Final Jeopardy, and the category is, you know what, I'll tell you what, just write a number. Any number. Any number and you win.
[Final Jeopardy theme kicks in]
Alex Trebek : We'll accept any number, any number at all,
[French Stewart writes]
Alex Trebek : a 1, or a 2,
[Burt Reynolds adjusts his hat and suit]
Alex Trebek : or a 3, or how about a 4? It's that simple, I know you can do this
[Sean Connery writes and counts his fingers]
Alex Trebek : Let's start with French Stewart, who's grinning like an idiot. You look pretty sure of yourself, think you've got the right answer?
French Stewart : Yes, I'm pretty sure of it Alex.
Alex Trebek : Well, all you had to do was write a number, and you wrote..."Threeve". A combination of three and five, simply stunning. And you wagered... Texas with a dollar sign in front of it. I'm speechless.
French Stewart : No I did not get the answers from anyone else, it all came from Mr. Stewart's noggin up here.
[points to his head]
Alex Trebek : That's beautiful. Mr. Reynolds?
Burt Reynolds : Yeah, Don't bother, I didn't write anything.
Alex Trebek : Good work, all right. Finally, Mr. Connery, the category was "Numbers", and you wrote
[board reveals a letter v]
Alex Trebek : A Letter V. Well, I tell you what my friend, V is a Roman Numeral, so despite your best efforts, you answered correctly. Let's see what you wagered...
Alex Trebek : [board reveals V to be part of "K" in "Suck it Trebek"] Suck it Trebek.
Sean Connery : [Connery breaks into wild laughter] Hahahahahaha!
Alex Trebek : That's all the time we have... Good night...
[raises voice as Burt Reynolds puts an oversized hat on Trebek]
Alex Trebek : Would you get that off me?
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Burt Reynolds : That was a funny dog, Scooby-Doo. He rode around in a van and, eh, solved mysteries.
Alex Trebek : That is incorrect.
Burt Reynolds : No, it's correct. I remember he had a pal, Scrappy-Doo.
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Alex Trebek : Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I'd like to ask our contestants once again to please refrain from using ethnic slurs.
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Alex Trebek : This is the sound a doggy makes.
[Sean Connery rings in]
Alex Trebek : Mr. Connery?
Sean Connery : Moo.
Alex Trebek : No.
Sean Connery : Well, that's the sound your mother made last night.