- Regis Philbin: It's very simple, Janeane. All you have to do is be yourself and talk about what's going on in your life. So, what did you do this week?
- Janeane Garofalo: Uhm, okay, well, eh, I filled in for Letterman, then I did Politically Incorrect, eh, Larry King, the Craig Kilborn show, Martin Short, eh, a photoshoot for Jane magazine, the Espen Comedy Festival, a Ben Stiller movie, an episode of the Sopranos, Loveline, eh, the List, the Daily Show, Charlie Rose, another Ben Stiller movie, and a played a chain-smoking camp counsilor on Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Oh, then on Tuesday...