- Theme tune singer: [singing] Hey, this guy's hot, he'll hit the spot with all he's got... Steve Baxter - Hollywood Gynecologist. Call him up, come on in, get nude. Hah! He plays it fair, but just beware, he likes to stare... Steve Baxter - Hollywood Gynecologist. Drive by, show your pie, feel good.
- Weekend Update Anchor: Bill Clinton is among the 118 people nominated for the Nobel peace prize. The nominators say Clinton has helped contribute to world peace. Upon hearing this, Saddam Hussein responded from under a pile of rubble: Hello, don't you people have CNN?