"Saturday Night Live" Jeff Goldblum/En Vogue (TV Episode 1997) - Norm MacDonald as Various, Weekend Update Anchor

Weekend Update Anchor : This week, talk show host Kathie Lee Gifford addressed published reports that her husband had an extramarital affair saying, quote, "Frank did and always does what is right." Kathie Lee's statement has been widely interpreted as a public admission that her husband beats her.
Larry King : Of all the causes of death, burning in a fire is still Numero Uno in the pain department.
Larry King : Here's my question of the day, folks: Why are reservations good if you make them at a restaurant but bad if you force Indians to live on them?
Weekend Update Anchor : Court-martial proceedings are set to begin Tuesday against Air Force Lieutenant Kelly Flinn, the nation's first female B-52 pilot. Flinn is accused of conducting an adulterous affair with a married man as well as having a brief fling with a second airman and then lying about it. An Air Force prosecutor called her, quote, "a sexual predator," while her commanding officer has called her a, quote, "lying sex addict."Meanwhile, President Clinton called her.
Larry King : Blue is wonderful, but yellow is the best color.
Larry King : Of all the hosts of "The Tonight Show," one of the two or three greatest has got to be Johnny Carson.

Norm MacDonald: Various, Weekend Update Anchor