- Mickey The Dyke: There will also be big changes on Must See Thursday as NBC's newest comedy asks: can a lesbian raising three lesbian on her own find happiness with another lesbian who's also raising three lesbians? Absolutely! On "7 Lesbians and a Lesbian".
- Robert Wexler: You can't swing a cat at this show without hitting a lesbian.
- Mickey The Dyke: That's right, Robbie.
- Lionel Osbourne: If you're just joining us, it's 4.56 in the AM, and this is Perspectives. I'm your host, Lionel Osbourne, and with us today is baseball rookie Jermaine Allensworth, who will be pumping gas if he doesn't have a good season.