Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Chevy Chase/Live (1997)

Norm MacDonald: Various, Weekend Update Anchor

Quotes 

• Weekend Update Anchor : On Wednesday, Michael Jackson and wife Debbie Rowe became the proud parents of a 7 pound, 10 ounce baby boy. Asked about the baby's appearance, a family spokesman said: "he's got Debbie's eyes, La Toya's mouth and one of Michael's noses".

  [audience laughs] 

  Weekend Update Anchor : And according to his dad, the three day old boy is a regular chip of the old block. In fact, he's already molested a one day old boy.