- Weekend Update Anchor: Yeah, Ricki Lake, you know, ah, she is, really is an animal lover though. She has three cats, two dogs and a big ass that follows her around everywhere.
- Jeffrey Morton: And now, a Fun Fact about Dances with Wolves.
- Josh Morton: Did you know that director Kevin Costner used real Indians in the cast of Dances with Wolves? This must have saved him a lotta money on make-up.